CHARACTERS

Take a look at some of the many characters we offer here at CRASH!

 

 

 

Our over-zealous Security Operatives are paranoid, bossy, and find everything suspicious. Watch with delight as your bemused guests go through our ridiculous airport style security procedures.

 

 

 

 

 

 INSECURITY OFFICERS   

 

 

 

 

It’s the fist-pumping, orange-tanned, leopard-print-wearing blowhards you love to hate! If your event needs an extra shot of ridiculousness, these lovable loudmouths are the perfect prescription!

 

 

 

 

 

 JERSEYDICULOUS    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 FLYING HIGH FLIGHT CREW   

 

 

 

 

 

This flight crew is ready for a landing inside your event- WITHOUT clearance from the tower.

 

 

 

While actual waiters tend to your guests, our troublesome team serves up a heaping portion of confusion, disorder, and a belly full of laughs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WACKYWAITERS  

 

 

 

 

 

 

LONG LOST RELATIVES

 

 

Remember Uncle Vinnie and Aunt Sadie? Of course you don't- they're not real! These missing family members will regale you with every embarrassing story from your past.

 

 

 

 

These tele-pathetic prophets are intent upon predicting your phony future. Are these comical mystics destined to crash your event?

 

 

 

 

 

 FORTUNETELLERS